HULK SMASHED!
We have watched Batman Begins, Hellboy II, The Dark Knight, Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk in a 13-hour window. We took two breaks - one for booze and one for burgers.
It's been fun, and now we have bragging rights. That's about it, folks. Maybe we'll do it again sometime.
For David, Brian, Frances and Richard, this is Suzanne signing off. Have a good, and not so dark, night.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
no sex for superheroes
On Spider-Man killing Mary Jane with radioactive sperm (which actually happened in some comic)...
(to the Spider-Man jingle)
Spider-Man,
He's no fun!
He's got radioactive --
On the Hulk's unfortunate love life...
You won't really like me when i'm HORNY!
(credit where it's due, to brian)
(to the Spider-Man jingle)
Spider-Man,
He's no fun!
He's got radioactive --
On the Hulk's unfortunate love life...
You won't really like me when i'm HORNY!
(credit where it's due, to brian)
on the run in brazil
"Damnit, Jim! I'm an irradiated scientist, not a Parkour runner!" - Brian, as the Hulk
Incredible
We have scored sweet foodstuffs from In N Out. Richard has scored some sweet points in Spider-Man: Web of Shadows. Brian & Frances stayed for L'Hulk Increible! You wouldn't te gusta the Hulk when he's angry.
"So I don't really know the origin for the Hulk, is that a problem?"
"He got hit by bad science."
-Frances & Brian
Hulk is strongest there is.
~David
"So I don't really know the origin for the Hulk, is that a problem?"
"He got hit by bad science."
-Frances & Brian
Hulk is strongest there is.
~David
The Truth Is
I am Iron Man.
Arguments are made for staying for Edward Norton as The Hulk, In & Out, and Rock Band. Also, the Iron Man Credits are frakkin' awesome.
Those who didn't stay for the credits in theaters are LAME. And limpy.
no animals were harmed in the making of this film.
David (here to talk you about the avengers initiative).
Arguments are made for staying for Edward Norton as The Hulk, In & Out, and Rock Band. Also, the Iron Man Credits are frakkin' awesome.
Those who didn't stay for the credits in theaters are LAME. And limpy.
no animals were harmed in the making of this film.
David (here to talk you about the avengers initiative).
In case you didn't figure it out 5 minutes in...
BALD HEADZ!
OMG BALDIES!
IT'S A CULT OF BALD HEADS!
THEY'RE EVIL.
OMG BALDIES!
IT'S A CULT OF BALD HEADS!
THEY'RE EVIL.
Meow!
As Iron Man flies high into the sky, building up ice, he becomes the Anti-Icarus!
Please note that our blog posts fall apart as we increase the booze.
Please note that our blog posts fall apart as we increase the booze.
Tony has more to offer this world than things that blow up
By forcing David to drink one Mike's within 25 minutes, he has broken out into red splotches. yeah, he's AZN, but i sorta regret it. not really. a little, maybe.
also, Tony Stark must have won the Egg Drop competition.
also, Tony Stark must have won the Egg Drop competition.
Movie 4
Iron Man Begins. Spinach artichoke dip served. Denver just lost. I'm on cocktail #3. (Suzanne is making david drinking too much and he is turning that lovely shade of chinese red. a Lucky color! whoopee!!!)
Also, Suzanne just sat on her drink. :(
Also, Suzanne just sat on her drink. :(
The End
Midnight has passed in Gotham, and..
DAVID PROCLAIMS THE TRIUMPH OF HUMAN DECENCY!!!!
"YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, YOU FUCKHEAD," yells Frances at Harvey Dent.
"Batman has biceps... of dooooom," Brian explains.
but may we always remember...
"Madness is like gravity - it just needs a little push."
~suzanne
DAVID PROCLAIMS THE TRIUMPH OF HUMAN DECENCY!!!!
"YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, YOU FUCKHEAD," yells Frances at Harvey Dent.
"Batman has biceps... of dooooom," Brian explains.
but may we always remember...
"Madness is like gravity - it just needs a little push."
~suzanne
"Agents of Chaos"
CHARGERS 24-6!
Batman, not so good.
Joker is a fan of hand sanitizer. Incidentally, SO AM I!
His little dance out of the hospital is so endearing, in that criminal way.
Richard exclaims, "GIVE THE MAN AN OSCAR!"
BOOM!!!!
Batman, not so good.
Joker is a fan of hand sanitizer. Incidentally, SO AM I!
His little dance out of the hospital is so endearing, in that criminal way.
Richard exclaims, "GIVE THE MAN AN OSCAR!"
BOOM!!!!
Dawes just bit the dust
Richard: They killed the hot one!!!!
Harvey Dent is half fire.
Batman is arguably the most boring movie in the movie. However, Rachel is arguably even MORE boring. According to me and Frances, Richard... maybe others..
Harvey Dent is half fire.
Batman is arguably the most boring movie in the movie. However, Rachel is arguably even MORE boring. According to me and Frances, Richard... maybe others..
Hour seven of The Thon
Good evening, commmmissionerrrrrr.
According to Frances, "don't stick it in crazy."
According to Joker, "Tonight you're going to break your own rule."
According to Brian, "This is Joker just being a DICK"
Joker wants his phone call.
According to me, THIS MOVIE RULES.
According to another Brian, Chargers are winning 17-3. W00T.
According to Frances, "don't stick it in crazy."
According to Joker, "Tonight you're going to break your own rule."
According to Brian, "This is Joker just being a DICK"
Joker wants his phone call.
According to me, THIS MOVIE RULES.
According to another Brian, Chargers are winning 17-3. W00T.
1 hour in
Alfred tells war stories. we're out of popcorn. Richard requires more booze. Richard also thinks that watching the world burn would be fun. Batman broods/surveils/multitasks from a tall Gotham building.
I'm told the Chargers just gave up a touchdown. booooooooooo
(David knows what he would have to become in order to stop men like him.)
Harvey Dent is (Spartacus) the Batman.
~ suzanne & david
I'm told the Chargers just gave up a touchdown. booooooooooo
(David knows what he would have to become in order to stop men like him.)
Harvey Dent is (Spartacus) the Batman.
~ suzanne & david
Popped
Suzanne popped Popcorn. Joker popped Little Gamble. Harvey Dent popped Rachel Dawes. The mission to recover Ashley was popped.
And then Bruce Wayne popped up in Hong Kong.
-Poppa Dave
And then Bruce Wayne popped up in Hong Kong.
-Poppa Dave
I'm interested in his associates.
David and Suzanne are leaving to pick up Ashley, who has tremendously poor timing. Richard is being left with Frances (who claims not to bite), and Brian (who has regained sovereign rule over his lip).
(Bruce notes that "it was a big dog". Riiiiiiiiiiight.)
(Bruce notes that "it was a big dog". Riiiiiiiiiiight.)
The Dork Night (without the Whale Parts)
The Dark Knight is in the Blu(e)-Ray Player, the poison has been poured, the lights are going off, and Richard's finger is on the trigger.
As Darkwing Duck says, "Let's get dangerous."
~Dave
Editor's Note: It's Blu-ray Player (a Samsung BD-P1500, all you prospective advertisers!), which plays Blu-ray Discs (also known as BDs).
As Darkwing Duck says, "Let's get dangerous."
~Dave
Editor's Note: It's Blu-ray Player (a Samsung BD-P1500, all you prospective advertisers!), which plays Blu-ray Discs (also known as BDs).
A Word from our Sponsors
Suzanne seeks drinks. Brian & Frances arrive. Spider-Man Web of Shadows intermission is now in remission.
~David
~David
get out of hell free card
Hellboy 2 the golden army has ended. sooze is getting the booze and caffeine is required. two more viewers are on their way, and The Dark Knight is up next. Stay tuned for more awesome, all day, right here on the Holy Movie Marathon, Batman Blogspot!
~David (can't smile when you're sad)
~David (can't smile when you're sad)
oh hell
Hellboy vs the Forest God ("Jolly Green Giant", Richard, does 2d20+8 dmg to all manmade objects). Suzanne thought she liked an extra's hair. Guess not. Red Hairing!
Suzanne seeks gin, switches seats with david, taking the left side of the couch. richard briefly attempts to sit on the floor, returns to original position. Forest God dies, everybody cries.
The blinds close to reduce glare while Liz glares at an angry blind mob.
"Liz aannggrryy." -Richard
"It burrrrns..." - Suzanne
Richard notices david is blogging.
Suzanne regrets not blogging so much.
Abe puts in contacts.
~Dave
Suzanne seeks gin, switches seats with david, taking the left side of the couch. richard briefly attempts to sit on the floor, returns to original position. Forest God dies, everybody cries.
The blinds close to reduce glare while Liz glares at an angry blind mob.
"Liz aannggrryy." -Richard
"It burrrrns..." - Suzanne
Richard notices david is blogging.
Suzanne regrets not blogging so much.
Abe puts in contacts.
~Dave
MOVIE 2
HELLBOY II BEGINS
Richard is the first to fall to the lure of hard lemonade. Cookies are opened. YUM.
Richard is the first to fall to the lure of hard lemonade. Cookies are opened. YUM.
loser?
Bruce doesn't have friends. He has hot women.
CORRECTION: Bruce doesn't have friends. He has hot wimmens.
CORRECTION: Bruce doesn't have friends. He has hot wimmens.
Today's Forecast calls for...
1. Batman Begins
2. Hellboy II
3. The Dark Knight
4. Iron Man
5. The Incredible Hulk
Also, David apparently thinks that we should BRUTALLY BEAT CRIMINALS BECAUSE WE CAN.
2. Hellboy II
3. The Dark Knight
4. Iron Man
5. The Incredible Hulk
Also, David apparently thinks that we should BRUTALLY BEAT CRIMINALS BECAUSE WE CAN.
Batman Begins... and so does "The Thon"
11:25 am
Bagels toasted - Check
Blog set up - Check
David's camera in place - Check
We are totally awesome - Check
By the way, David and Richard, plain bagels are the suck.
Bagels toasted - Check
Blog set up - Check
David's camera in place - Check
We are totally awesome - Check
By the way, David and Richard, plain bagels are the suck.
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