Sunday, December 28, 2008

MISSION COMPLETE

HULK SMASHED!

We have watched Batman Begins, Hellboy II, The Dark Knight, Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk in a 13-hour window. We took two breaks - one for booze and one for burgers.

It's been fun, and now we have bragging rights. That's about it, folks. Maybe we'll do it again sometime.

For David, Brian, Frances and Richard, this is Suzanne signing off. Have a good, and not so dark, night.

no sex for superheroes

On Spider-Man killing Mary Jane with radioactive sperm (which actually happened in some comic)...

(to the Spider-Man jingle)
Spider-Man,
He's no fun!
He's got radioactive --

On the Hulk's unfortunate love life...
You won't really like me when i'm HORNY!


(credit where it's due, to brian)

on the run in brazil

"Damnit, Jim! I'm an irradiated scientist, not a Parkour runner!" - Brian, as the Hulk

Incredible

We have scored sweet foodstuffs from In N Out. Richard has scored some sweet points in Spider-Man: Web of Shadows. Brian & Frances stayed for L'Hulk Increible! You wouldn't te gusta the Hulk when he's angry.

"So I don't really know the origin for the Hulk, is that a problem?"
"He got hit by bad science."
-Frances & Brian

Hulk is strongest there is.


~David

The Truth Is

I am Iron Man.

Arguments are made for staying for Edward Norton as The Hulk, In & Out, and Rock Band. Also, the Iron Man Credits are frakkin' awesome.

Those who didn't stay for the credits in theaters are LAME. And limpy.

no animals were harmed in the making of this film.

David (here to talk you about the avengers initiative).

In case you didn't figure it out 5 minutes in...

BALD HEADZ!
OMG BALDIES!
IT'S A CULT OF BALD HEADS!
THEY'RE EVIL.

Meow!

As Iron Man flies high into the sky, building up ice, he becomes the Anti-Icarus!

Please note that our blog posts fall apart as we increase the booze.